Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Frustration

An amazing discovery about Japan...

This is a graph showing the number of times an average adult gets laid in a year - click on the picture to see the horrible truth.

Owch!

I am feeling very sorry for myself today. I woke up this morning, lifted my head, and a very loud crunsh came out of my neck. After a lot of swearing and feeling as if I might black out, I managed to go for a shower and the hot water helped a bit. However, I am still unable to turn my head right, which of course means that everyone that has come to talk to me today has stood over my right shoulder. This is itself is not such an interesting story, apart from the fact that Jo had the very same incident not one month ago! Identical in every way from how it happened to the symptoms. I think we have to face it; we are getting old!

Monday, January 30, 2006

Weekend with Jo

This weekend was very busy without actually achieving anything. This morning I felt absolutely dead, and when 6.30 came around, I had real trouble making my body listen to the message that I had to go and have a shower.

Saturday I helped out at Zenrinkan, then I dashed off and met Miura-sensei and Jo to go to a stained glass shop in Morioka. It was really interesting and you can watch them making stained glass items. They also have lots of antique furniture from England. I had a load of photos I had used for Zenrinkan with me, so I showed the owner the stained glass window I have in my porch in England and he was very excited. Hopefully we are going back soon to make a box ourselves. After that we had a drink at Sha-shan (nice Chinese tea shop run by a lady who lived in Scotland for a few years) and then went to have dinner at the volcano restaurant. This sounds more interesting than it is. It has absolutely nothing to do with exploding mountains, just the sign is red and black and looks a bit like lava, and as I cant read the name, it has become to be known as that. Was just typical izakaya food, but very good fried cheese! (I can just imagine the look on Mike`s face at the thought of that!)

Sunday was more eating, after a failed attempt at a lie in. This time in Numakunai. Then I spent my whole afternoon trying to write a blessed report for school. I had to write about when we went to visit the special ed school in Okunakayama, a topic that is a PC minefield in your own language, let alone a foreign one. God knows what I said! I also had a look at new cars, but didn't see anything I liked. There is a used car fayre next weekend, so who knows, I could be the proud owner of a new automobile this time next week!

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Love is in the air

You can imagine my surprise when I came to make my tea last night and found this potato. I did briefly consider joining the likes of the Jesus toast and selling it on e-bay, but decided mash potato was more productive.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Beer alone

I was very excited last night when Mike announced he would come down for dinner. I was all ready for English conversation and a few beers. But someone is being amazingly good on their diet and wouldn't drink!! I couldn't believe it. Puts my vague attempt at not eating so much sweet stuff (which lasted about 30 minutes) to shame. I can report thought that he has lost lots of weight and his new hair cut is really different. I was quite shocked! He claims it is the same hair he had when he came to Japan, but I don't remember that far back. But beer or no beer it was a good night, even with the pair of us so knackered we could hardly speak.

A good flat stone for skimming

This week can not be put at the top of my good weeks to remember list. In fact, it has been pretty bad. So last night I was trying to cheer my self up by thinking of good stuff in life. I don`t mean like money and cars and things, which is obviously good stuff, but more Amélie Poulain coffee bean stuff. This is what I can remember of my list.

- someone else stroking or washing your hair.
- sitting on the beach, looking at the sea when it is late at night.
- the smell tatami makes when the sun shines on it.
- smell of fresh, white bread and the taste when it is still hot with lots of butter
- sitting in the sun with a cold beer and a good friend and nothing to do all day.
...i just noticed all my nice things start with "s", weird...
- a very long, hot, bubbly bath. (can be appreciated even more after not having had a shower all week due to frozen pipes!)
- waking up a bit early and then realising it is still ages til your alarm goes off.
- really vivid dreams
- long bridges
- smell of cut grass

and i had loads more, but i guess this post is long enough by now. What simple pleasures do you have in life?

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Respect your superiors

These are some drawings one of our students did of all the teachers in school. Obviously most of you have never met any of the teachers, so have no idea who anyone is, but honestly they are very good. They really look like the people they should. Probably you can at least find me and some of you have met my supervisor. Click on the images to see them in all their glory!




Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Ice Palace

This photo was taken a few weeks back when the over night temperatures dipped below -15. This is INSIDE my house, in the toilet. Does it or does it not look like the type of ice you get in freezers?

However, I cannot complain as I have just been reading about homeless people in Russia where is it -32, so I guess I can still count my apartment as cozy compared to that!

Shower Showdown

On Saturday my shower froze and the pipes burst, leaving me with no hot water in the bathroom for the whole weekend. Yesterday I told the school and they sent a man to my apartment to inform me that it was indeed broken and it wasn't just that I was incapable of using it. Well today the school decided that because it broke last year too and they paid then that this year I should pay. Irrelevant of the fact that I just don't have that much money lying around, it seemed a bit unfair to my that because they didn't insulate my walls that I should pay. Well, I needn't have worried. My supervisor saw the injustice in the situation and stormed into the office and kicked ass!! She was having none of their cheek. So hopefully I shall have a new shower this week and be no worse off.

Book Launch


I had a very interesting Sunday afternoon at the launch of the International Society's book, "Folk Stories of Iwate Town". It is a nice bilingual book with lots of beautiful colour photos of the area and some local legends which have been translated into some really interesting English, such as "cigarette fields". The doctor who I did homestay with when I first arrived is the president of the International Society, so he invited me along. On the phone he described it as "little get together", so you can imagine my surprise when I turned up to find 200 people in their best bib and tucker and an entry fee of 3000yen. You could have knocked me over with a feather. So I quickly sat in the corner table with the rest of the foreigners and tried to look as if I was in my best suit, even though I was wearing the clothes that had been left on the floor since Friday night. So there were lots of speeches, but the food was good, and I got to see one of those huge vats of sake being opened for the first time. I also got to talk to Kate who for some reason or other I haven't had a change to see much since I arrived two and a half years ago. After a good natter we agreed we really should get together more often.

Student Diary Quote

I asked my students write about their Christmas holidays this week, and this has to be one of my favourites. A girl ended her diary with "I am for pleasure". I always wondered how they paid for their mobile phones.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Hot water and stars

Last night was a bit of a cold one, so as I was sitting at my desk putting of going back to my cold house, I hit upon a fantastic idea. I rushed home, sliding my way down the hill and (after battling my frozen door a bit) grabbed a few bits and bobs from the house and jumped in the car. I stopped briefly at Lawson to stock up on some warm tea, then turned up the music and hit the country roads, heading for an impromptu onsen. And it really did turn out to be a great idea. When I first arrived it was jam packed full of little old ladies, but they were just leaving and by the time I had finished showering, I had the place to myself. I went out to the outside pool and relaxed in the hot water, gazing at the stars and Iwate-san. All around the pool were little wooden lights half buried in the snow and they made the steam rising from the pool look so magical. From time to time, it even snowed a little. It is hard to explain how amazing it is sitting in hot water with cold snow hitting your face. I think it is maybe the longest I have ever stayed in an onsen, but it was just so relaxing, even my wrinkly fingers couldn't drag me away! Definitely better than a cold apartment and heater fumes.

Quote

Yesterday I found this quote in Japanese, and I really like it.
永遠は一瞬の中にある (ロラン)

Roughly translated it means "In every moment lies an eternity". Does anyone know what the quote should be in English? It might be by Romain Rolland, but I only have the name in katakana, so it is hard to tell.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Heatwave

This weekend we had a sudden bout of sunshine and the temperatures soared above zero for the first time in three weeks. So taking advantage of this freak weather, we decided to have a culture and generally wholesome day out. First we headed to the art museum and had a spot of lunch. I had a Guinness and beef stew which tasted really, really English. I was very impressed. Strangely though, it also tasted a lot of soy sauce. Hmmm. After that we had a look round the "European Eyes on Japan" exhibit. This is a project that started in 1999 which invites European photographers to come to Japan for a couple of months and take photos of daily life. It is now on volume 7 of the project, which includes photos of our prefecture, Iwate-ken. There is more info about the project at this link:
http://www.eu-japanfest.org/english/program/13/japan/photo_07.html
Well, I was fairly impressed by it, and even went as far as buying the book from the gift shop, something I have never done before. This was because they have so many pictures that encapsulate Japan perfectly, but are scenes I would never get a chance to photograph, such as inside peoples houses.

After that we then went for a bit of exercise at the ice arena. I was a bit worried that as I hadn't skated for about 2 years I may have forgotten completely, but I didn't fall over once! It was really busy though, and the mix of old men with speed skates and small children who spent more time on their bottoms than skating, made it quite perilous, so we only stayed for about an hour.

Then we headed to Aeon shopping centre to buy a new electronic dictionary and do a bit of window shopping, before heading home for pizza and a video.

The only problem I can find with having a sunny weekend is that today all the snow that had melted, then froze and covered all the pavements on the way to school in sheet ice. All I can say is that it is a very good job I had practiced skating the day before.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Fire!! Don't Panic...

I arrived a little early at school today and there were only five other teachers there. A few minutes after I had arrived, the fire alarm started. At first, everyone just ignored it, as most people do. When it didn't stop of it's own accord, everyone stood up and looked a little bewildered, then trudged into the corridor. Having located the offending noise, everyone pointed at it for a while, then the office man came, looked in a few rooms around the bell, and having determined our lives were not at risk, turned it off. Then everyone went back to work. Nice to see health and safety is alive and well.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

久しぶり!

Well, it has been a whole month since I last wrote anything, so I thought I should check in and wish you all a Happy New Year.

The last few weeks have been pretty busy, and I have been rushing around doing Christmassy things, interspersed with life-threatening sickness (otherwise known as a nasty cold). Sadly in that time I have failed totally to take any photos. This is mostly because due to the cold temperatures we are experiencing, whenever I take out my camera, the lens immediately gets covered in condensation, so all my photos get a misty effect to them. At first I thought this was quite cool and arty, but now I realise it just looks like my camera`s cold, hence I have given up trying to take anything.


So here is a quick run down of what I have been up to the last month. Chris arrived in Numakunai on a very early train in mid December, bringing with him a blizzard. So I went out in my PJs at 7am, scraped the snow off the car and picked him up for the station. Being 7am and snowing, the words "gosh, it's a bit chilly" and variations on that theme, were the main topic of conversation. We sat and munched our way through our his omiyage from Tokyo, then packed up the car with blankets, Christmas cake and stuffing and headed up north for Jo's, for her Christmas party. We arrived and started on the wine, but not long after, a monk arrived with two young girls, which threw us just a little bit. A few days before, Fumiko had asked if she could bring a friend who "is small and likes English". We assumed this meant petite, not still a child, but the monk did bring us cool bracelets that smelt like a temple and Fumiko brought a yummy chiffon cake, so we forgave them for stopping the flow of wine for a few hours. Although, I thought Hazel was going to strangle them when they didn't eat her carrot and coriander soup. And they left my roast potatoes! We resorted to eating the Sainsbury mince pies in the kitchen as we thought we might cry if they left those too.

The next day we went to Hachinohe for the best all-you-can-eat Italian restaurant I have ever been to! It is a buffet with pizza, pasta and all sorts of little dishes, no time limit, for only 7 quid! The only down fall was there was a blizzard halfway there so bad you couldn't see two foot in front of your nose, and it took us twice as long to get home as it should have done because the snow made everyone drive at 30mph all the way down route 4. It was agonizingly slow! But when you are full of the best pizza in Iwate, who cares!!

Later on in the week we went for a Christmas meal with my medical student friends from fencing. We were supposed to be going to the Irish pub, and when I booked it ages ago, we were, but then suddenly it turned into a Mexican restaurant and we were eating tacos and mascarpone ice cream. Very random. It still looks like an Irish pub though, and you can still drink Guinness, so that is all that matters. I went there again a few days later for a party with the English teachers at school. It was nice to socialise with the teachers for once, but sadly it was exactly the same menu again. It is good food though, so I was happy enough. The waiter used to be a student of one of the teachers, so we got a free Guinness each!

Christmas eve, we went to my supervisor's house in Morioka. There were two students from the first year there too, and we watched lots of Disney videos and ate samosa and drank Beaujolais. One of her ex-students came and showed us how to make Hiroshima-style ekonomiyaki. This is slightly different to how we normally make it at home, and looks something like this...

For those of you who have never had ekonomiyaki, inside is meat and noodles, cabbage and an egg. It is then cooked in batter like a savory pancake, and a special sauce that tastes a bit like Worcester sauce, but is thicker, is spread on top.

On Christmas Day, I had six people at my house and I cooked a full Christmas dinner...in my microwave! A challenge to say the least. It worked though, and considering I had drunk wine throughout the whole process, I probably wouldn't`t have minded if it hadn't.

We just did the typical Christmas tradition of eating and drinking and watching TV. I also had my firsrt ever Whisky Toddy, courtesy of Mr Chris. It smelt like it was going to be unbearably strong, but was actually rather pleasant.

It was just after this that it all went a bit wrong, as everyone came down with a really evil cold. So between Christmas and New Year we spent most of the time under the heated table with a box of tissues, watching bad videos, drinking whisky toddys and feeling sorry for ourselves. We managed to drag ourselves out to Morioka to do Chinese tea ceremony one day, but that was about it.

By New Years we were better, but still pretty lethargic, so we just ate mochi and drank amazake (a drink made from sake extract and ginger), and I didn't even make it to midnight before falling asleep in front of the TV. Then New Year's Day we went to a shrine and prayed and had our fortune told, then headed home and ate soba. Sadly my fourtune for this year was about as bad as you can get, so really hope the tying it to a piece of string malarky works.

Now Chris has gone back and I am back to school, so everything is just normal again. Still sniffing over the few teachers who decided to come to work, which I am sure everyone is really pleased about.

Did attempt to go out this weekend and made it as far as Jo's house to have an onsen, but then abandoned plans to stay at hers when had coughing attack and realised it would be much more sensible to spend the weekend in my PJs, so headed back to Numakunai. Actually that was my first onsen of this winter, which is a very poor show. Sadly it was rather packed with children, but still a very nice onsen. It had a beautiful view of the lights of Kunohe from the outside bath.

And that I think brings us pretty much up to date. Hope you all have a good 2006, and please come back and read sometimes.