Fire!! Don't Panic...

I arrived a little early at school today and there were only five other teachers there. A few minutes after I had arrived, the fire alarm started. At first, everyone just ignored it, as most people do. When it didn't stop of it's own accord, everyone stood up and looked a little bewildered, then trudged into the corridor. Having located the offending noise, everyone pointed at it for a while, then the office man came, looked in a few rooms around the bell, and having determined our lives were not at risk, turned it off. Then everyone went back to work. Nice to see health and safety is alive and well.