Creative English

It`s exam marking time again and that means it is time for all the crazy English to surface from the little sweethearts` brains. Here are some of my favourites so far...

correct answer: eat-in or take-away?
student`s answer: eat or I`ll taek (sic) it! / eat it or take me?

How about this red sweater?
text book answer: It looks good.
students`s answer: I`m looking good. (extra marks for sounding like the cat from Red Dwarf)
text book answer: I don`t think it suits me.
student`s answer: You don`t look good. / I am bad.

Hello, I`d like to make a reservation.
text book answer: How many people is it for?
Student`s answer: How many humans are there? / What people? / May I take you?